John Bologna! - Weighted Bear Lanky Plushy Monster

John Bologna! - Weighted Bear Lanky Plushy MonsterJohn Bologna! John Bologna (pronounced ba low nay, because Dad ) is yet another adorable example of Mom's wonderful creativity. HE'S A FREAKING BEAR, PEEPS! Mom, always comin' in clutch with the not monster monsters. John Bologna is made from short pile, saddle faux fur with short pile blonde faux fur accents. He features hand painted dark brown eyes (which gaze lovingly into your soul, of course), a shiny black plastic nose, and bear ears and tail.

John Bologna! 🥰

John Bologna (pronounced ba-low-nay, because Dad 🙄🤣) is yet another adorable example of Mom's wonderful creativity. 🥰 HE'S A FREAKING BEAR, PEEPS! Mom, always comin' in clutch with the not-monster-monsters. 😆🥰 John Bologna is made from short-pile, saddle faux fur with short-pile blonde faux fur accents. He features hand-painted dark brown eyes (which gaze lovingly into your soul, of course), a shiny black-plastic nose, and bear ears and tail. He is classically handsome and would love to come home to be your best friend/newest addition to your teddy bear (definitely not monster 😬) collection. 😁

The specs:

Approximate weight: 2.25 pounds

Approximate height: 14 inches (35.56 cm) from his bottom to the tips of his ears, 24 inches (60.96 cm) from the bottoms of his feet to the tips of his ears.

Approximate cuteness: SO FLIPPIN' CUTE, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

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